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Holiday Contest 2022

12/23/2022

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     I'm on a nice little roll with contests this winter. Happily, I placed in Susanna Leonard Hill's annual Holiday Contest—and ended up winning 9th place overall. This year's rules were to write a story of 250 words or less, featuring a holiday "bad guy." My story, The Humbug House, was inspired by Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol.

The Humbug House
It was Christmas Eve.
Santa would soon arrive.
“Bah. Humbug!” rumbled the rickety house on Holly Street.
Inside, by a cozy tree, Natalie and Noel arranged cookies for Santa to nibble.
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“How will Santa find us?” Natalie wondered, using a moving box as a table.
“He’ll come down the chimney, of course,” said Noel.
“It’s too small and sooty,” Natalie worried. “Let’s leave the door unlocked, just in case.”
“And slide a window open,” said Noel.
That’s exactly what they did.
Off the siblings went, to bed.

But the house…the house had heard every word.
“Allow an intruder to enter? Never!” creaked the house. “Santa has never been here before. Santa will never barge through my door.”
click-clack
The door locked.
slip-shift
The window shut.
flip-flap
The flu snapped.
The house groaned, “Now, without a doubt, I’ve locked that sneaky Santa out!”

Soon, a distant Ho-Ho-Ho drifted on the snowy air, growing closer.
“I’ll show him!” said the house.
It battened down its hatches, shuttered its stovepipe, and scooted its attic floorboards together.
“If Santa Claus arrives, away he’ll be sent! He won’t slip through my crack or vent!”
All through the night, the house stood alert—a fortress.

But in the dawning light of day, it found…
pretty packages under the tree.
Santa Claus had found a way!
For somehow, Santa is received in any house where kids believe,
and any house where children roam accepts a gift--
becomes…
a home.
“Welcome Christmas day!” squeaked the cozy new home.
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Winter Holiday Poem #5

11/11/2022

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Christmas with the Dinosaurs

It’s Christmas with the dinosaurs!
I’m working on the plans.
I’ll knit T-Rex some mittens
sized to fit his tiny hands.
 
Apatosaurus surely couldn’t
strike our hearts with dread
while grazing in a Santa hat
(to warm his tiny head).
 
We’ll drape a festive garland
‘round Triceratops’ horn.
Invite Velociraptor! He’ll delight
in Christmas morn’.
 
He’ll tear the presents open
with his talons and his jaws.
We’ll dress him in bright red suit
and call him ‘Santa Claws.’
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Winter Holiday Poem #4

11/11/2022

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     Apparently, I'm on an ironic streak with my Winter Holiday Poem project. Ouch! Itch! Here comes "The Holly and the Ivy"...
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The Holly and the Ivy
 
The holly pricked my finger
and the ivy made me itch.
I chopped a tree and nicked my knee
and had to get a stitch.
The mistletoe was right above
a princely frog. Now we’re in love!
Oh, please excuse
*ribbit*
my grumpy mood
*ribbit*
this Christmas
*ribbit*
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Winter Holiday Poem #3

11/10/2022

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The kids are almost home from school. I only had time for a haiku. Here we go...
Advent Calendar Haiku
 
Advent calendar.
Twenty four hopeful windows.
Sweet candy countdown.
 
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Winter Holiday Poem #2

11/9/2022

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     Here's another holiday poem from me. (Hooray! I made it to #2.) These are quick writing exercises, so they're bound to be imperfect. But I hope they're entertaining. (I know I'm having fun!)
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I Think I’d Like a Ginkgo
 
I think I’d like a ginkgo tree
at Christmas time this year.
The leaves are good for making tea.
The fruits…can stink, I fear.
 
Perhaps I’ll settle for—a fern!
It isn’t that bizarre.
I’ll snazz it up with tinsel
and I’ll top it with a star.
 
A ficus might do nicely.
After all, it’s evergreen.
It fits the bill precisely
(as it breaks the old routine).
 
No Douglas fir or conifer
of any kind for me!
I surely don’t prefer
to agitate my allergy.

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Winter Holiday Poem #1

11/8/2022

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     I'll be exercising my writing and rhyming muscles this winter with holiday poems. Here's my first one...and I hope there will indeed be a #2, etc. If anyone reads this and likes it, send me an encouraging word, so I'll be motivated to make more.
Christmas with the Wolverine
 
Hike an alpine hill, remote,
past the fox and mountain goat.
Seek a creature most elusive--
solitary, lone, reclusive.
 
Here’s a paw print in the snow
and…     a sprig of mistletoe.
There! Beneath an evergreen…
the shy but feisty Wolverine!
 
Careful. Don’t approach too fast
nature sightings only last
if you move with grace and care
and watch your subject, unaware.
 
First observe the creature, fierce,
raise a razor claw to pierce
berries on a silken line
and string them on the winter pine.
 
In its native habitat
see it…     knit a Santa hat,
brew a pot of herbal tea,
hang an ice-star on the tree.
 
Now, beneath a rising moon
it growls…     a jingle-bell-ish tune.
 
The strangest nature sight we’ve seen
is Christmas with the Wolverine.
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Halloweensie Contest 2022

10/13/2022

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Update: Rainforest Halloween won 8th place in the contest overall (!!!);
On Snail-o-ween got an honorable mention in the "Creatively Informative" category

I love this annual teeny-tiny Halloween story contest! Thank you, Susanna Leonard Hill, for launching and sponsoring Halloweensie—a delightful annual kidlit writing event. And good luck to everyone participating!

As sometimes happens, I couldn't write just one story. Here are my two contest entries, at a max of 100 words and using the key words slither, treat, and scare. And because I'm me, they rhyme (of course). Enjoy!

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Rainforest Halloween

The weeds were thick. The branches, slick.
But Howard vowed to play a trick
by sneaking up behind Doreen
to frighten her on Halloween.
 
He’d slither near, unseen, unheard--
a streak of color, faintly blurred--
using stealthy camouflage,
then shock her with a “BOO!” barrage.
 
He scurried, on his tree-top chore,
high above the valley floor
and spied her on a banyan trunk.
A terrify-your-friend slam dunk!       
 
What a treat! That very night
he gave Doreen a spooky fright.
AHHhhh!
 
Yes, Howard the chameleon
scared sweet Doreen the gecko.

But after Howard hollered “BOO!!!”
—he fainted, from the echo.
BOOooo-ooo-ooo!
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On Snail-o-ween
 
On Snail-o-ween, the snails and slugs
all slither out to greet you.
They don’t intend to spooky-scare.
They only want to treat you--
 to tasty leaves and tender sprouts,
a mollusk’s favorite meal.
So if you’re slightly frightened
by the slimy way they feel,
or by the tiny pointed hats
and vampire teeth they’re wearing,
remember gastropods are great
at grossing out…and sharing.
 
Step outside on Snail-o-ween!
We dare you! Take the trail
of silver slime that dead-ends
at a plot of crispy kale.
The gastropods are singing
their most slick-y-icky songs...

Join the snail-a-bration!
(Don’t forget your salad tongs.)
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Valentiny 2022

1/31/2022

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Update: TEENY HOUDINI won an honorable mention in the contest
It's time!
          What time it is?
                    Valentiny time!

     Here's an event I can't resist—Susanna Leonard Hill's 6th Annual Valentiny Contest. This year, kid-lit writers were invited to produce a 214 word Valentine's Day story in which someone feels brave. What a great excuse for writing a sweet rhyming tale for young readers. If there's a kid in the room with you now, please share my little story with them.
     And now, weighing in at 214 words, give a round of applause for my entry—TEENY HOUDINI. Good luck to everyone participating. And thanks, Susanna, for the inspiration!

TEENY HOUDINI
 
In a vole hole tiny-teeny
lived a vole they called Houdini.
She was always disappearing when the neighbors happened by--
being timid, small, and shy.
 
She had heard that Bear was grumpy
and that Hare was awfully jumpy.
Otter badgered, Badger bothered, Jaybird jabbered—so they said.
So the vole stayed home in bed.
 
Through the winter, cold and snowy,
she was never bold or showy.
All alone, she practiced magic tricks that no one ever saw.
Then…the world began to thaw.
 
Buoyant Badger came to greet her.
Active Otter tried to meet her.
Hare and Jaybird thumped the ground and squawked, “We’ve come to pay a call.”
Friendly neighbors, one and all.
 
Bear (who’d once been small and worried
in a world too loud and hurried)
knew a kind and gentle word or two could ease a frightened mind.
So he made a Valentine!
 
Hi Houdini. We may seem to be
a scary bunch of enemies.
But we are gentle forest friends who want play and share.
Will you join us?
Love, the Bear.
 
Filled with magic inspiration
from that heartfelt invitation,
small Houdini started creeping out, with hat and wand and cape--
in a daring,
bold
ESCAPE!
 
Yes, Houdini’s tricks amazed the crowd.
She was brave!
And they were proud.
"Houdini-hip-hooray!"

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Halloweensie 2021

10/24/2021

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Update: MEAN HALLOWEEN won an honorable mention in the contest
Eek! An eensy-weensy SPIDER!

Wait. False alarm...

     It's only an eensy-weensy "Halloweensie" STORY—100 words or less, for kids, and using the three challenge words goosebumps, goodies, and glow-in-the-dark (whew! that last one's a doozy). Find out all about it on Susanna Leonard Hill's blog. She runs this wonderful contest every year for those of us who enjoy writing with a prompt, under pressure, for a chance of a payoff of eternal story glory!!! (Oops. I got a little carried away there.)
     I love this contest so much. Better even than the sackful of tiny Junior Mints boxes I buy for myself every year when I'm loading up on goodies for trick-or-treaters. (Hey, what can I say? Halloween makes me hungry.)
     Good luck to everyone participating in this year's contest, gratitude to Susanna for all she does to support and inspire picture book writers, and thanks for stopping by to read my entry, MEAN HALLOWEEN.
Mean Halloween
 
On mean Halloween, the Greedy Green Ghoul
ignored every Halloween trick-or-treat rule.
 
Instead of a necklace that’s glow-in-the-dark…
it carried a torch with a fiery spark.
 
Instead of a “thank you” for Halloween hosts…
it cursed them with goosebumps and cackling ghosts.
 
We offered to share—a candy-corn trade.
It took without asking—a sugar-sack raid!
 
It gobbled my goodies, pilfered your treats,
lifted our candies, robbed us of sweets!
 
We tangled it tight…in a tied-taffy knot.
(That Halloween meanie deserved what it got!)
 
Hey. It’s okay. Don’t worry or pout.
Later, the meanie just licked its way out.


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2021 Fall Writing Frenzy Entry

10/2/2021

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     Awooooo!
     I do love a Halloween-themed writing contest!
     When I got word of this one, I couldn't resist. I plopped right down and spun this yarn in one sitting. Yup. There's nothing that gets my writing-rhyming juices flowing like a time-sensitive challenge. (Reminds me of my Madness Poetry days. *sigh*) And yes, my story/poem comes in at 200 words, on the nose.
     Without further ado (and with many thanks to the contest organizers), here's my entry for this year's Fall Writing Frenzy, sponsored by author Lydia Lukidis and agent Kaitlyn Leanne Sanchez. Also posted are the two photos that served as my inspiration.
     (p.s. Learn more about the Fall Writing Frenzy challenge here.)
Witchy Wishes
 by Heather Kinser

A busy, in-a-tizzy witch
goes swishing on a broom.
 
The Happy Haunt is happening!
She hurries through the gloom.
 
The monsters are expecting her.
She mustn’t let them down.
 
But crowds of clouds confuse…
and Witchy loses sight of town!
 
Below, the spooks are waiting
for their Witchy to appear
--
 
she conjures each a special wish
on Halloween each year.
 
A skull for every skeleton!
A fang for every ghoul!
 
A web for every spider!
“Just one wish,” is Witchy’s rule.
 
“Witchy’s running late!”
a gastly ghost begins to moan.
 
Werewolf howls, “With Witchy gone,
I’ll never get my bone.”
 
“I can’t have my linen bands,”
a mummy kid complains.
 
Zombie grunts, “Without our witch
I won’t receive my brains.”
 
A devil with a pitchfork
sheds a tiny, worried tear.
 
He makes an earnest, heartfelt wish
that Witchy will appear…
 
“I hope dear Witchy, safe and sound,
will join our party soon.”

Instantly…the witch appears
beneath a sliver moon!
 
“Apologies for being late!
My travel plans were cursed.”
 
She scans the eager faces,
“Little Devil, you go first.”
 
“But Witchy dear, I used my wish,”
says Devil.
 
“What a shame…

I’ll grant an extra wish reward
--
a nice eternal flame!”

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